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• There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro.
  What will this administration do? Hire car thieves?...
• Republicans are finding it a delicate job to run against Gerry Ferraro.
  It's hard for them to know whether to be on the offense, defense or simply the fence....
• American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
  So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
• What this ticket is all about is not what America can do for women but what women can do for America," says Gerry Ferraro.
  That really sounds quite Kennedyesque--Jackie....
• Bella Abzug says having Ms. Ferraro on the ticket will be "a whole new step in American history.
  We're still waiting to find out what it was taken in. A Naturalizer, maybe?...
• One thing's sure about the upcoming vice presidential candidates' debate
  Unlike Mr. Nixon in 1960, Gerry Ferraro won't lose votes because she has 5 o'clock shadow....
• Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
  It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
• Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
• Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
  Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....