Anyone Not Wearing 2,000,000 Sunblock Is Gonna Have A REAL BAD DAY.
Anyone not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a REAL BAD DAY.
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you....
I don't have a problem with San Francisco parking. I drive a forklift.
This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one....
Barbie Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 November 7, 1997 Santa Claus North Pole, Dear Santa
Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya, Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME!...
Barbie's Letter To Santa: Dear Santa, Listen you cheery old ma
I've been saving your butt every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake fur at sappy tea parties....
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I have been subjected to the biases and special pleadings of the artsy-fartsy culture vultures long enough.
They sneer at anything which isn't in their own mold (mould?...
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Ooooops!
Let me ask your opinion, nurse... Has anyone ever seen one of THESE?...
Things Overheard at the World Series 16> "...and now, here's the new owner of the Marlins, Mr.
Tony Montana." 15> "These long games must be part of NBC's 'Must-Sleep TV' programming strategy....
Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support ** "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
** "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it....