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• 145 There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell.
  When you touched them they shrunk, Except when she was drunk, And then they got bigger than hell....
• There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
• There once was a whore of the Azores, Whose snatch was so covered with sores, That the dogs in the street, Wouldn't touch the green meat, Which hung in festoons from her drawers.
• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
• There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
• 138 There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairie
  Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier....