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• It's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
• 141 There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, And when she was dead They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner.
• There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pai
  At least so I thought Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin losing air....
• 41 There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse
  And the knees of the man who had crossed her....
• 57 There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in the hay, Then, calling the ploughman, She said, "Do it now, man!
  Don't wait till your hair has turned gray....
• There once was a lady named Flo Whose lava had poured out too slow, So they tried it all night, Till they got it just right, Well practice makes pregnant you know.