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St Peter
- Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates...
- Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly
gates
where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a...
- Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven
At the pearly
gates they were met by St. Peter. Around...
- Sherlock holmes stood at the gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awiting his
turn
I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell me...
- The DP manager died, went to heaven, and had to admit his profession
St. Peter immediately sent him down to Hell ...
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- A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was
having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it
One
day he decided to leave work early to try to ...
- Two poets, Longfellow and Nash, were at the gates of heaven
and
St. Peter told them there was only room for one...
- A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St
Peter.
"Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting...
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks
Religion?"
The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter...
- A man dies and goes to Heaven.
The angel Gabriel meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on a guided tour
The man sees various groups of people all standing...
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