- Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer
one simple question....
- Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly
gates, where she is confronted by St.
Peter, brandishing a clipboard.
"Name" says St. Peter.
"Margaret Thatcher" she replie...
- Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly
gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of
lights and bells....
- Sherlock holmes stood at the gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awiting his
I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell me who among these
was the first mortal"....
- The DP manager died, went to heaven, and had to admit his profession.
St. Peter immediately sent him down to Hell ...
"Welcome," said the Duty Devil....
- A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was
having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch he...
- Two poets, Longfellow and Nash, were at the gates of heaven, and
Peter told them there was only room for one poet in heaven
at this time....
- A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
"Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?
The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter looks down his list, and
says, "Go to room 24....
- A man dies and goes to Heaven.
The angel Gabriel meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on a guided tour.
The man sees various groups of people all standing around and talking to each
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