Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....
Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St.
Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name" says St. Peter. "Margaret Thatcher" she replie...
Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
Sherlock holmes stood at the gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awiting his turn.
I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell me who among these was the first mortal"....
The DP manager died, went to heaven, and had to admit his profession.
St. Peter immediately sent him down to Hell ... "Welcome," said the Duty Devil....
A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch he...
Two poets, Longfellow and Nash, were at the gates of heaven, and St.
Peter told them there was only room for one poet in heaven at this time....
A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?
The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24....
A man dies and goes to Heaven. The angel Gabriel meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on a guided tour.
The man sees various groups of people all standing around and talking to each othe...