A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter looks down his list, and
says, "Go to room 24. But be very quiet as you pass room 8".
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion"? "Baptist".
"Go to room 18. But be very quiet as you pass room 8".
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion"? "Jewish". "Go to
room 11. But be very quiet as you pass room 8". The man says,
"I can understand there being different rooms for different religions,
but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8"?
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think
they're the only ones here".
The man says, "Episcopalian". St. Peter looks down his list, and
says, "Go to room 24. But be very quiet as you pass room 8".
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion"? "Baptist".
"Go to room 18. But be very quiet as you pass room 8".
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion"? "Jewish". "Go to
room 11. But be very quiet as you pass room 8". The man says,
"I can understand there being different rooms for different religions,
but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8"?
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think
they're the only ones here".
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as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.
Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.... - This guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter mees him at the pearly gates
and tells him to join a group of other newcomers to get the 10 cent tour.
After checking out a few rooms on the first floor, they get into an elevator to see the rest of the place.... - A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
"Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived.... - Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day.
The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters.... - Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are
standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question.... - The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a
lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back".... - A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was
having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
