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• Q: How do you tell a polish ladder from a normal one?
  A: Polish ladders have "STOP" stenciled at the top....
• Q: What does it say at the top of a Polish ladder? A: "STOP".
• Q: How can you tell a Polish cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
• How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period? She's only wearing one sock.
• How can you tell the Polish secretary? She's the one with white-out all over her computer.
• Q: What do you call a one-legged Mongoloid who's Polish? A: "A Polaroid one-step.
• Polish cop #1: "Didn't I tell you to cover the exits?
  Polish copy #2: "I did. He must have left through one of the entrances....
• Howcan you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
  He's the one with the clean bowling shirt - she's the one with the hair under her arms braided!...
• Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!