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• quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
  I can see your angles have lots of Secs.&quo...
• Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!
• Christmas 2000 A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
  ...Please read the following carefully....... I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve....
• 378 Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
• The Night Before Christmas According to Moms It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
  The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads....
• I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
  Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!...
• Santa Sued For Checking List Twice... AUSTIN, TX (Dec.
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• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....