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• The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas... On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me
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• What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
  A computer that never goes down on you....
• A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.
  The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her....
• A police man pulls over a jewish man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?
  The jewish man said, "Thank god, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!...
• Son, Did You Scratch The Car? Dad - "Son, come in here, we need to talk.
  Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car....
• I'm not old I'm chronologically disadvantaged.
• Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....