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• Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla? A: A Hairy Reasoner!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
• Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
• What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
  Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
• What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasoreass.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
• What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince