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• China has Gun Control !
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Hear about the Great Wall of China? It has chinks in it.
• Q:" How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• Europe has illegal aliens, too, it's reported. Many folks around the world are making it hard for their high school reunion committees to find them.
• Interest on the debt is the fastest-growing federal budget item, it's reported.
  And we've even noticed a growth in interest IN that debt....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....