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• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
  He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....