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• Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
• Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
• Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand?? She sings with the other !!!!
• Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diapers? So she always knew where he was.
• Why do JAP'S get married?--Because vibrators can't take them shopping.
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• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
  A: One to do the work and the other to moan with....
• Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.