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• Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
  A: One to do the work and the other to moan with....
• WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
• Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
• Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diapers? So she always knew where he was.
• Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
  Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? A: She answered the iron.
  Q: How did she burn the other cheek? A: The guy called back....
• How do you save Helen Keller from drowning? Hand-to-had resuscitation.