Mommy, Mommy, I hate olives!"
"Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!"
"Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!"
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I don't want to eat by candlelight!" "Shut up or I'll... - quot;Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!"
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Mommy:
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I don't wanna visit Grandma!" "Shut up and keep...
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