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• WHY ASK WHY?? (Two guys sitting at a bar, asking each other strange questions.
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• Getting Older... A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?
  The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure....
• The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
• The Chauffeur A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient.
  He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D....
• Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
  The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
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