Blonde Jokes Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Mercedes With A Coat Hanger.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door
open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a
moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up!
It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman
in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman
finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with
blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I
think those other two girls used their arms.

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