Q: What Did One Fly Say To The Other? A: "Pardon Me, Is This Stool Taken?
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Q: What did one fly say to the other?
A: "Pardon me, is this stool taken?"
Q: What did one eye say to the other ? A: Just between you and me .
.. there's something that smells....
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool?
What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did all the shooting.
Q: What goes "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"? A
A parroty error!! Q: What did the circle say to the tangent line? A: "Stop touching me!...
he eyes What did one eye say to the other? There's something between us that smells.
it's following us What did one toe say to the other?
Don't look now, but there's a heel following us....
What did one arithmetic book say to the other? I've got a lot of problems.
What did one old maid say to the other? "Let's go down to the cucumber patch and do pushups.
What did one goose say to the other goose? "Ooooh! I've been peopled!