Q: What Did One Nut Say To Another Nut? A: Why Are We Hanging Here When It Was Dick That Did All The Shooting?

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Q: What did one nut say to another nut?
A: Why are we hanging here when it was Dick that did all the shooting?

What do Jews and pizza have in common?
They both bake well in ovens!

How would you punctuate "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"?
A: "Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry"!