Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a
divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in
unusual sex practices?"
"No, he doesn't," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."
divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in
unusual sex practices?"
"No, he doesn't," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."
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