How does an Aftican-American fairy tale start? "You muthafuckers ain't gonna believe this shit...."
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- Taoism = Shit Happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism... - Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say:
Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it... - Tooth Fairy Form
Dear
: Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward... - There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a
fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy... - How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions... - Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:)
A small balding <ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of
the strongest whiskey you got!
I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" The bartender... - Wisconsin Dictionary:
** AIN-A-HEY: placed at the end of a profound statement;
as in "isn't it?" ** BART: a Green Bay institution... - How do you make an African-American nervous?
Take him to an auction...
