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• Did you hear the story on the pretty your girsl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys?
  The guys came back with bluegills and walleyes while she came back with a red snapper....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
  A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• A Guy Walks Into a Bar... A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman.
  During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear a 'blonde' joke ?...
• Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...