Two elderly ladies are sitting on the porch in their rockers just talking
'girl' talk.
Emma: My word Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time.
How many years was that anyway?
Matilda: Oh, we were married for 65 wonderous years.
Emma: My-oh-my-oh-my! But can you tell me in all that time did you two ever
have mutual orgasm?
Matilda: I don't think so. I believe we had State Farm.
'girl' talk.
Emma: My word Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time.
How many years was that anyway?
Matilda: Oh, we were married for 65 wonderous years.
Emma: My-oh-my-oh-my! But can you tell me in all that time did you two ever
have mutual orgasm?
Matilda: I don't think so. I believe we had State Farm.
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