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• Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later, you get pissed off.
• Q: Why do women have two holes on the bottom? A: So when they get drunk at a party, you can carry them home like a six-pack.
• Q. Why do Italians talk with their hands? A. Because their breath could take the curl out of your pubic hair.
• Q: Why are black people always horny? A: You'd be horny too if your head was covered with pubic hair.
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• What's the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the ground? Ptuiiiiii. . . . .
• Q: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? A: "Pi'tew...spit...pi'tew...spit...
• What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
• HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?" SHE: "No, why?
  HE: "It's just that you look so crummy......