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• What's natural dental floss? Pubic hair.
• What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
• What's grosser than gross? Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary.
• What is 50 feet long and has no pubic hair? The front row at a New Kids on the Block concert.
• Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: sooner or later, you get pissed off.
• Q: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? A: "Pi'tew...spit...pi'tew...spit...
• Why are Brussel Sprouts like pubic hair? You just push them aside and carry on eating.
• A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.
  When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair....
• Q: What's the last thing that goes through an insect's mind when it hits the windshield at 55 mph?
  A: Its asshole....