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• An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
  ITALIAN : When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
  The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?...
• During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
  The French delegate volunteered that he always picked a few roses from the garden, spread the petals on his wife's body, then gently blew them off before making love....
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
  After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
  One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
• Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....