Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!
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Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some-
thing. I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing... - HEAVEN CAN WEIGHT!!
John and his wife Patsy, in their later years made a solemn
pledge that whoever should pass into the great divide first
would somehow find a way back and tell the other what it was
like.
Sadly John made the leap first. A month later... - Of all the things I lost,
it's my mind I miss most... - Because I'm A Man...
** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service
until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very... - It seems that mathematics isn't so impeccable after all!
Especially when it comes to sex! Here are some mathematical... - My wife ran off with my best friend,
and I miss... - Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes...
almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD.... - There's this guy who decides to send his 16 year old son to a prostitute
to become properly initiated into sex.
The prostitute takes him to the bedroom and starts...
