A guy and a girl are in bed, screwing, when he says to her, "Turn over. I
want to fuck you up the ass."
"You want to fuck me up the ass?" she repeats, unbelievingly. "Isn't that a
little presumptuous?"
"Presumptuous?" he counters. "Isn't that a big word for a seven-year-old?
want to fuck you up the ass."
"You want to fuck me up the ass?" she repeats, unbelievingly. "Isn't that a
little presumptuous?"
"Presumptuous?" he counters. "Isn't that a big word for a seven-year-old?
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
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