FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".

"FUCK YOU"
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language is the word "FUCK". It is the one magical word, which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In
language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and in transitive (Mary was
fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or
passive verb ( Mary really doesn't give a fuck) ; or an adverb (Mary is
fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It
can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful): as you can see,
there are very few words with versitility of "FUCK" .
Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations:
Greetings----------------------How the fuck are you?
Fraud--------------------------I got fucked by the car dealer.
Dismay-------------------------Oh, fuck it!
Trouble------------------------Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression---------------------Fuck You!
Disgust------------------------Fuck Me!
Confusion----------------------What the fuck-------?
Difficulty----
I don't understand this fucking business.
Dispair------------------------Fucked again.
Incompetence-------------------He fucks up everthing.
Displeasure--------------------What the fuck is going on here?
Lost---------------------------Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief----------------------Unfuckingbelievable!
Retaliation--------------------Up your fucking ass!
It can be used to tell time--It's five fucking thirty!
It can be used in an anatomical description--
He's a fucking asshole!
It can be used in bussiness--
How the fuck did I wind up with this job?
It can be maternal-- as in "Motherfucker"
It can be politcal-- "Fuck Reagan"
And never forget General Custer's last words :
"Where did all them fucking indians come from?" Also,
the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was
that?" And, last, but not least, the imortal words of the captain
of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming
from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of
the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"?
Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame
and prestige.