Bless you, and the horse you rode in on.
Related:
- WHO'S KEEPING COUNT?
A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse.... - The Cowboy Without His Horse...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.... - Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar,
dismounted and tied up Silver.
He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well- earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran in.... - You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.
- Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO.... - Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
- There where 2 novice nuns and a mother superior riding a three person bycicle.
they were riding along when they hit a bump. As they hit the 2 novices giggled....

