Now this won't hurt a bit....
- A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
- A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
- A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
- Now Ned, I am a maiden nun: Ned, I am a maiden won.
- Stella won no walle
- Programmers do it bit by bit.
- This won't hurt, I promise.
- I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
- I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.