A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
- A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
- A yer ago I cudnt spel programer now i are one!
- 2 weeks ago I couldn't spel pgmr, now I are one.
- I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker.
- Now Ned, I am a maiden nun: Ned, I am a maiden won.
- I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
- I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
- Yer a better man than I am, Gunga Din!