- He "May I kiss you?"
She "Heavens
another amateur!... - He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John
Come on over". He "This is not John" ... - Baby stork, "Mama
where did I come from?... - When you are in a peach orchard
don't look for turnips... - Customer "I would like to try on that suit in the window
Salesman "Sorry sir, you will have to use the dressing... - Well if you need me, I'll call you........and
If I want your opinion
I'll give it to you..... - For those that like that kind of book
That is the kind of book they will like..... - You might as well fall flat on your face as lean too
far backward... - The beatings will continue until moral
improves... - Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside
they are accidents. But to suffer for...
