Tell the truth and run.
I have tried relaxing but somehow I just feel better all up-tight.
Pharmaceutical companies have it made. You have to take their vitamins so you can open their medicine bottles.
You have to wonder about any period in history in which people are saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive.
Trying to sell a product you have never used is like trying to sell a belief you have never believed in.
His taw is a little out of round.
His fork only has one tong.
He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Santa Claus.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Have a nice day - void where prohibited.