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• Just pretend it's a VAX.
• Sarcastic Remarks to Get You Through The Day: 1. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be.
  ..? 2. Do I look like a people person? 3. This isn't an office....
• Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
• Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline.
• Life is never simple, but we pretend it is.
• Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
  Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work....
• A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
  "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder....