A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
"Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all
over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I
tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's
just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their
bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said
about the "statue."
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the
kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said
to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three
days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."