U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
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- How do you teach a girl MAthematics?
Add her to the bed,
subtract he clothes, divide her legs and start multiplying... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front... - One attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my ... - Roses are red, Pickles are green,
I like ur legs and all that's between... - Height of
Shortness : Sitting on the kerb and dangling ur legs
Irony :
A one-arm man hanging onto the edge of a cliff and... - I truly appreciate Ur gracious
response.... - My life is all arithmetic", the young businesswoman explains.
"I try to add to my income, subtract from my weight... - A man camped in a national park, and noticed Mr. Snake and Mrs.
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I failed grade 2 math...
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and the second half by our children...
