One attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my
income, subtract from my weight, divide my time,
and avoid multiplying."
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my
income, subtract from my weight, divide my time,
and avoid multiplying."
Related:
- My life is all arithmetic", the young businesswoman explains.
"I try to add to my income, subtract from my weight... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front... - LETTERS TO WELFARE
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to
individuals and families with income below a certain level.
The following quotations are taken from actual letters... - One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid... - How do you teach a girl MAthematics?
Add her to the bed,
subtract he clothes, divide her legs and start multiplying... - Three Essentials of Middle Age:
When I turned 50,
I discovered three essential facts of middle age: periodontia... - U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs and we can multiply... - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
(Long but VERY Funny!)
Monday
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8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told... - MY RESUME...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked...
