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  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• How do you teach a girl MAthematics? Add her to the bed, subtract he clothes, divide her legs and start multiplying.
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• U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
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