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• miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
• This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the highway.
  We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot....
• I have an attitude and I know how to use i
• Jimmy Swaggart telephoned Jim de Bakker. Swagga
  I have a theological question: Can a prostitute be saved?...
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....