Related:

• Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
  I think that's how dogs spend their lives. My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!...
• Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
  ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies....
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
• Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
  .. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
• Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  ** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
  it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12...
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....