I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? *... - I wonder what this button
does...... - MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -
think about this one. I'm not cheap, but I am on special... - A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - More One Liners
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened... - What do you call a gay Smurf?
A Smaggot... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - What do you call a smurf with his pants down???
A blue moon..... - Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light...
