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• Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
• After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
• I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
• I wonder what our children will look like.
• I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
• 106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
  I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
• I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?