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• Things That Make You Go Hmmmm... * Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  * If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? * Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?...
• I wonder what this button does....
• MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - think about this one.
  I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met....
• A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
  but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever-so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
• More One Liners * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  * For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain....
• What do you call a gay Smurf? A Smaggot.
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• What do you call a smurf with his pants down??? A blue moon...
• Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....