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From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988
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From: leonard%iros1.UUCP%mcgill-vision.UUCP@Larry.McRCIM.McGill.EDU (Nicolas Leonard)
Subject: About speed...
Keywords: chuckle
Date: 18 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT

Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their
fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow,
and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then
says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant.
He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!

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