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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
• The guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody
  I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away....
• What's the difference between DARK and HARD? -- It stays *dark* all night.
• But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!
• Boy, Can A Four Year Old Be Loud! Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
  As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Patty, apparently scared by the loud storm....
• 1)physicist and mathematician are given a task: to boil some water in a tea pot.
  They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....
• You Think You're Having A Bad Day... There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.
  He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down....