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• Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
  !!...
• Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
  - She thought she would get Iraq off....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• Two midgets were talking. "How was your vacation at that nude ranch?
  asked the first. "Strange," replied the second, "At first I thought I was in Iraq....
• Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way
  Along came a spider and said what ya got in the bowl bitch....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
• Did you hear about the lawyer who's wife complained that thing were getting dull in bed?
  (hard to believe, huh?) She suggested that he might try a little bondage next time they get amorous....
• Did you hear that Saddam Hussein is supposed to live in a bunker that's 60 feet underground?
  Well most of us would be happy if he was just 6 feet underground....