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• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
  The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
• Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
  .. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
• 1) During World War II, Hitler hoped Italy would . .
  . a) be a strong member of the Axis powers b) act as a staging area for activities in the Mediterranean c) get stomped flat by the Allies before Germany did 2) Who fired the last 3 shots into Mussolini's body?...
• A preacher walking down the sidewalk sees a little boy playing with a a little bottle of turpintine.
  The preacher says "Well, hello there son, what have you got there?...
• Good for aracniphobics (check the spelling on that one.
  ) Get approximately 20 pieces of 1 metre or yard long white string....
• CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
• The tent revival was in its fifth long night, and religious fervor was at a peak when the normally taciturn Farmer John jumped up and ran down the aisle
  sobbing and with tears streaming down his face. The preacher met him with outstretched hand and John bawled, "Preacher, I been a sinner!...