This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
Related:
- CHURCH NOTICES
This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the
church.
The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7... - Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread,
and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
.. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too.... - Church Bulletin Bloopers ...
** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.... - CHURCH BLOOPERS:
Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study.... - Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy.... - The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev.
and Mrs. Julius Belzer.... - What is the definition of EGG HEAD That's what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humty Dumpty!!!!!
- When I lay an egg, I stand back and admire it.

