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• Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
• Q: Where was Humpty Dumpty last seen? A: Great Falls.
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  Q: What is the mating call of a brunette? A: Has the blonde gone home yet?...
• What's grosser than gross? --Fucking a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head.
• Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat.
• Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade
• What's the definition of a sadist? Someone who's kind to a masochist.